I’m sorry if I seem a bit…bitter lately. It’s just..I feel my love for science is so great that none of you can possibly comprehend it.
Which would explain the rather lackluster test results.
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nefharryous asked:
my ASHPD malfunctioned during testing.Place it in the chamber lock, and another will be given to you.
kylebeans asked:
Disappointed? Gurl hold my weave.I want to try the archived tests. I need a bigger challenge
Oh? A bigger challenge, you say?
How about this.
How would you like to go work on the defective turrets, and make them less defective? Would that be an adequate challenge? Or how about one that I just made up myself! It’s called ‘Let’s-Go-Swimming-In-The-Incinerator!’
Don’t forget to bring sunscreen. Heat can do awful things to unprotected skin.
kylebeans asked:
WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAKE ;---;YOU GET CAKE WHEN I AM NO LONGER DISAPPOINTED YOU USELESS—
I mean.
Cake will be provided at the conclusion of the test.
I hope you all are happy. You’ve disappointed me so much that i’m reduced to pitting MICE against each other in mazes to satiate my love for testing.
You know…because none of YOU are doing anything.
kingyandere asked:
But I have been testing. I've just been too busy testing to keep in contact with you.Us humans get tired after a lot of testing, and I don't like talking to people to begin with, so I just head to bed so I can test tomorrow.
But yes, those are what the other test subjects look like.
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I made a portal turret shirt
http://www.redbubble.com/people/froggielevog/t-shirts/7491332-portal-turret
if you could post this link i’d really apreciate it :) thank you
Just got my official testing apparel.
I´m ready to start testing.
kylebeans asked:
I think I would be more inclined to test if there was more CAKE. HINT HINT. WINK NUDGE HINT.How do I know that you won’t just take the cake and not test? Then you’d probably grow to be morbidly obese, and we can’t have that.
You need to be fast to outrun the turret’s bullets.
There’s a notable lack of test subjects testing.
Look at your life, look at your choices.
